A Tale of Two Siblings

by Cobi Gottschalk

Chapter 1- Dawn of a New Age

It twas the day before birth, on this here mother earth.

Cobi was getting ready to make his escape, for he had a doctor's appointment, and did not want to be late.

Meanwhile a father and an older sister to be, waited in the waiting room, for the brand new baby.

After a scream and a shout, the mother had finally pushed that baby boy out.

While it was the most beautiful thing the mother and father had ever seen.

Older sister Celeste, looked as if she had a pain in her chest.

And so the tale of the two began, stories the parents would tell over and over again.

Chapter 2- Lessons Learned

I'm a monster and I'm hungry our babysitter proclaimed... "No! Eat Cobi first" said Celeste without shame...

"Dad... Cobi's not in the back of the car", knowing full well before leaving, but waited to tell until they were a far.

With a wedgie here and a wet willy there, Celeste gave Cobi plenty of ripped undies to wear.

As the two grew older, Celeste's mischievous ways had only gotten bolder.

Chapter 3- Same Old Tricks

When rafting at the Kern river, Celeste chose to let Cobi fall in and shiver.

After a hard day's work Cobi just liked to go to sleep, but upon hopping into bed, found numerous toy animals underneath his sheets.

So Cobi has come to realize after 27 years later, what to expect from his older sister's behavior.

Happy 31st birthday,
Love Cobi

"A little Angelica!" - Mom